A Hit Dog Will Holler: Unbalanced Bully Pummels Free Press, Yanks Credentials and Likely Plans To Just Keep At It
Things Moving Fast Dept: With the firing of racist elf Jeff Sessions, it's hard to keep up with our Constitutional unraveling. But key among the day's horrors was the chilling spectacle of our babbling, vengeful tinpot wannabe berating and abusing reporters before having a toady try to wrestle a mic from CNN's resolute Jim Acosta - who then swiftly found himself banned from his job. Beware: The clown is now a cornered dog who will not stop anytime soon. Given the dangers ahead, we call on Thomas Jefferson: "The only security of all is in a free press."