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Barr Lies Down With Trump, Wakes Up With Fleas

Barr Lies Down With Trump, Wakes Up With Fleas

Michael Winship

Ladies and gentlemen, today's Final Jeopardy question in the category Lost Americans: Where was Special Counsel Robert Mueller?

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Lie down with Trump, wake up with the crabs!

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Barr lies down with Trump, wakes up with fleas, rats, cheeseburger wrappers, two porn stars, gonorrhea, herpes, lice, crabs, and syphilis. But not Melania.

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Mr. Winship,

You coulda cut short the title to your article at, "Barr Lies."

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Do you mean that Barr – who should be dis-barred – didn’t wake up with Melania, or that Melania didn’t wake up with fleas, rats, cheeseburger wrappers, two porn stars, gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, crabs and lice?   Either way, it’s a miracle that she hasn’t become a stinking pile of manure, since Tweetle-Dumb – a sort of Midas in reverse – turns everything he touches into shit.  (His powers didn’t work on Barr only because Barr has already been a reeking pile of dung for many years.)

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“the once highly-regarded Barr”
When was this, I must have been asleep.

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Must have been when he was in elementary school.

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You would have had to have been asleep for 30 years since Barr covered up Iran-Contra for Poppy Bush.

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IMHO, it’s high time that the ENTIRE System of Justice in the U.S. be made independent of the Exec­utive Branch — just like the Supreme Court.  Once an Attorney General is nominated by the President and confirmed by the Senate, he or she CANNOT be fired by the President, but only removed by a 2/3 vote of the Senate following a recommendation of removal by a majority vote in the House.  The same provision should apply to the Directors of the FBI and CIA, all of whose terms would expire along with that of the President who nominated them.

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Hmmmm and the Barr uote is: " the president was frustrated and angered by a sincere belief that the investigation was undermining his presidency, propelled by his political opponents and fueled by illegal leaks…"
WOW, isn’t that like what Nixon said too? Of course, where is the Deep Throat FBI guy to hoist the president on his own petard?

Oh wait, Comey was the FBI guy----never mind that’s not going to ever happen.It would be fun if people could match up the lying sleaze people from back then , with the lying sleaze people that we have now! : ) That would probably clarify things for everyone----sometimes history repeating itself is so sad. : (

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I meant he didn’t wake up with Melania (cuz he woke with Donald; well, sandwiched inbetween Donald and Brett K.).

Too much plastic?

Even when highly regarded, the Barr was pretty low.

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"Columnist EJ Dionne writes, “Mueller’s findings do not end Trump’s troubles. On the contrary, he is now in greater jeopardy because we know even more about what he did. Congress must take all the further steps required to ensure accountability.”

Yes, surely. Let the House start taking steps that will last until approximately the time that Trump leaves office, then we can elect a great, experienced, charismatic, highly articulate Democrat, preferably a female, gay or transgender, who can say “Okay, enough of this division. Let’s put all this behind us, move forward, and not look back.”

Trump can then move on, back to screwing porn stars and contractors, holding rallies at the border, and begin production of his TV reality series The Real Presidents of Washington.

Good god.

Nixon was a crook, was forced to resign before being impeached, and went on to become regarded as a statesman. Bill Clinton was impeached and disgraced and went on to become a multimillionaire and the face of the Democratic Party along with his Republican wife. George W. Bush was a semi-literate dotard, a liar and a war criminal and went back to his influential family and his millions and even today is being rehabilitated as “Not Trump.”

No president will ever, ever be held responsible for crimes. Trump may not be held in high regard, but he will always maintain his privilege and his title, he will always get richer, never see a fine, let alone a day or an hour in jail, and he will always have a forum from which to spew his bullshit every. single. day.

And there will always be someone to listen.

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Trump team has not learned anything except that they can get away with lies.

Trump’s political defenders who find this report an exoneration will have to stand lower in the muck the next time team Trump lies and obstructs and compromises the Constitution. Past patterns [of impunity] are no indication of future results.

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Sorry for saying this and please don’t take offense, but:

"That’s a freaking Buzz Kill."

There’s always going to be a possibility that a human piece of trash like Trump, will be called to account for his misdeeds.

Always.

If anything is more clear than ever, as a result of the last two plus years of the Trump Train, it’s that Congress must greatly limit the powers, of any one man, so as to protect the nation from one who has been proven they lack any ethics or morals.

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Trump is president because we have two corrupt political parties. Right now a non- democrat leads the race to be the nominee for the democratic party??? Why do these people refuse to look in the mirror??? And now they think Biden will be the answer???

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Barr had fleas back in the '80’s when he worked for Poppy Bush.

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Here’s another piece of info. that doesn’t add up with this whole story. According to International Law Expert, Prof. Francis Boyle, Barr has been CIA his entire career. Does explain the easy lying though.

And every time there is a massacre in a U.S. school there is always a "possibility" that the “thoughts and prayers” from the NRA will cause a just and loving god to put an end to the carnage.

Always.

But more realistically, the Speaker Of The House Of Representatives, a Democrat, has already stated that there will be no impeachment, and thus no retribution of any kind, and is she currently working with Trump on yet another giveaway to her biggest donors, the pharmaceuticals.

You know what is the biggest buzz kill? Seeing the election of people like AOC, Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib, getting excited that maybe Democrats have come to their senses, and then realizing that Nancy Pelosi, a Republican clone and Trump collaborator, is in effective charge of “reform.”

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