Joe Biden as the the white knight, saving nearly 25-30 women from a sexual predator black knight in Trump, is the magic stuff of Hollywood and TV screendom. Since it could only happen in the movies; did you see the size of Trump’s bodyguards, it’s perfect for contemporary political theatre, too. These two could go all fake WWF on an electorate yearning for distractions and, base their entire campaigns on The Big Throwdown Showdown in November. Vegas like and Pay-per-View only on that Cha-Ching Tuesday would make Floyd Meriwether jealous, without a doubt.
Only women could attend the pre-premier screenings ( debates ) and act as judges. Handing the Oscar, and Presidency, over to the mythical Best Male In A Fight Fantasy For Wooing A Patty Pure-Heart. Since hanky panky wouldn’t be allowed, bling and hankies, anyone?
Though, Joe " Glass Jaw " Biden would no doubt be the sentimental favorite, let’s not forget that 52-53% of white good christiany women went for the dark knight, in the first made-for-TV flick. Maybe Clint Eastwood was the uncredited Executive Producer on that one? Oh, sweet and charming chivalry is not dead, after all. But this silliness and all these distractions and stunts, certainly kill most everything they touch, real or not.
Just keep saying to yourself, " It’s only a movie, it’s only a movie ".