This is only about 15 people a week, every week, for about 700 weeks. Shucks, the Pinochet Gov't.; under the direction of Kissinger & Ass. had about the same burn rate, I believe. Even if the Chicago police tripled the rate of disappearances; by my calculations, Lake Michigan would not be full of bodies until well after Climate Change had frozen the entire Great Lakes region. This is a pressing problem, really? We, as the greatest democracy in the world; as opposed to say the Scandinavian Commie countries must remember that much is required of all of us until we defeat Global Terrorism. I called Homeland Security and they assured me that as long as I stayed locked in my home here in Portland I was probably safe from ending up in Lake Michigan. You know, the place where David Axelrod, Rahm Emanuel and our current Fearless Leader strolled along the sidewalk, plotting how to make America great again. Sort of The Three Musketeers, I reckon.