I couldn’t afford to live in Oblivion. With " garrison state " gentrification, expensive and lousy healthcare, rampant racism, suffocating security and police state expenses, food deserts occasionally broken up by Guano On A Bun franchises and a Federal Minimum Wage of less than $8.00 an hour; it was simply too expensive to maintain my lifestyle. So, I moved to Hell on Earth. Which is subsidized, I find out, by the same mega-donors of the Democratic and Republican Party candidates in 2016. Which I’ve been told, much to my chagrin, has been going on for at least 4 decades, now. And these phenomena have been codified, by law, in many of our local and state gov’t entities; much, much, longer. The transition to HOE was easier than I thought, though. Our Federal Gov’t has a wonderful website: USMICPIC @ Fuck Off and Die.Com, which was very helpful. They’ll lead you here to HOE with a reassuring smile and lovely etiquette, to boot. And, the Welcome Wagon is duel-purposed as a Paddy Wagon, too. Our efficient gov’t, that well-oiled machine, thinks of everything, don’t they? It’s just another reminder, like a road sign announcing a bridge being built to nowhere, of our precious tax dollars at work. Drive, walk or crawl, carefully; I’ll see you in HOE LAND soon enough, I suppose.