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Fracking Is Running For President WTF?


#1

Fracking Is Running For President WTF?

Like your choices weren't pitiable enough before, gas and oil industry pimps in Texas have launched a mock bid for the presidency on behalf of - wait for it - fracking. The stunt is part of FrackFeed.com, a website aimed at millennials and dedicated to the proposition that fracking brings you everything good in life - from gas to A.C. to burgers to Santa Claus - and don't forget it's also good for your water. Their hilarious memes say so. It must be true.


#3

Drill Baby Drill!!


#4

Isn't Starbucks serving frack crude lattes and diesel lattes for the added boost only hydrocarbons provide ?


#6

Pimps Fracking for Dollars! Sounds more like an ad for a whorehouse. Thanks Texas. Did you get my contribution to help with your secession from the union?