Satan is pissed, reports Andy
Borowitz, after Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein claimed he was doing
"God's work." The Prince of Darkness said he was "delighted" by the
obscene bonuses going out to Wall Street executives, but urged
that, hey, give the devil his due.
"Lloyd Blankfein seems to have forgotten who came up with the idea
of credit default swaps, derivatives, and mortgage-backed securities."