Good thing they cleared that up. For a few years now I thought they were not so much vampire squids... more like the alien larva in the Sigourney weaver films, always nice to be set straight by an impartial source.
no you're not because that would make you more interesting and slightly less immoral. Isn't it a bad sign when an evil incorporation has to swear they aren't the spawn of satan?
Why isn't he speaking these words from a prison cell? So many people were harmed by their illegal scheme.