In a decision heralded as "great news for consumers and the environment," the U.S. Supreme Court on Monday upheld a rule meant to incentivize electricity conservation and idle dirty fossil fuel power plants normally used during periods of high demand.
What? Common sense over greed? I thought that was illegal in this country!
This article fails to mention that to implement these measures will require those evil "Smart Meters" which allow the Big Socialist Government** to spy on us (it can detect every time we open our refrigerator door)! They also cause cancer from the radio radiation they emit!
** Or Big Capitalist Government. Like fear of "chemtrails", kooks who fear of smart meters can be found across the ideological spectrum...