People have been attacking Satan for centuries. How much is true and how much is just part of some vast angel-wing conspiracy against him? Where there's smoke there isn't always fire and brimstone.
Satan may actually be our best bet in this election. Haven't you been paying attention to Trump?
He's an out and out bigot.
There are a lot of things people say about Satan, but no one has ever accused him of discriminating. He wants everyone in Hell regardless of race, creed, color, sex, sexual identity, etc. He doesn't talk about building walls to keep people out of Hell. His immigration policy is all inclusive. Everyone is welcome.
No, we have to vote for Satan to block Trump. We can make sure Satan is just a one term President but we have to vote Satan now.
Satan 2016: The lesser evil.