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Christopher Brauchli

Knowing I lov’d my books, he furnish’d me,
From mine own library with volumes that
I prize above my dukedom.
—Shakespeare, The Tempest


#2

I think Bill Maher was right when he said at the end of last night’s show, “Trump’s always in a bitchy mood because he hasn’t been laid since he moved into the White House.”

He misses his “home” in New York.

Can’t wait until he’s evicted from his DC digs.


#3

In other words, DJT’s “thoughts” are merely ‘Tweetesspheric Pollution’, the equivalent of farting in church . . .

As I’ve said before, “Only TWITS twitter.”


#4

How funny, “Tiny thoughts from a Tiny mind.” incredibly accurate.


#5

He’ll pay some architect for an extravagant design that looks expensive therefore bigger. Inside, large monitors will display tweets with background photos of Trump posing. The attached souvenir shop will have more square footage. Parking validated with purchase.


#6

Hey … I’m the one who created the name ‘tiny-minded prictator’ – I want a share of the royalties paid for this article and that statement!