In Newly Horrifying Lowering of the Bar, Serial Sexual Predator Endorses Serial Child Molester So He Can Make More Money
Sorry, we're running short on jokes now that grotesque aging pervert Donald "Women Are Very Special" Trump effectively endorsed racist homophobic Roy "I Like Hitting On 14-Year-Old Girls" Moore because having a pedophile in the Senate is better than a Democrat who might hinder his vile tax cuts. On the flip side, the Abuser-In-Chief has been stymied by new court smackdowns on his travel ban, trans military ban and blocking of funds to sanctuary cities. This makes us feel slightly better. But not enough.