We used to joke about stocking the (now tropical) Ohio & Potomac with piranhas, letting the odd number interstate bridges collapse beneath all the obese baggers’ SUVs & powering giant bug zappers with the TVA… USED to!
~https://www.propublica.org/article/climate-change-will-force-a-new-american-migration (PLEASE, donate NOW!)
~https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/09/15/magazine/climate-crisis-migration-america.html
~https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/heres-the-best-place-to-move-if-youre-worried-about-climate-change/
It’s not quite hilarious. The formerly green sites, bought up by the Greenwashing Industrial Complex (Grist, Guardian… basically Bezos, Bloomberg, Gates) all herded the yuppies up the West Coast & recently herding indentured kids into Detroit, Pittsburgh… Murika’s grooviest ‘hoods (basically, wherever deaths o’ disparity enabled old, rust-belt workers’ homes to be flipped & red-lined super-site victims gentrified into private equity slaughterhouse retirement homes?)
~https://www.lonelyplanet.com/articles/hot-hoods-in-the-us-10-neighborhoods-you-need-to-visit (fucking hilarious)