Jeb! Is Who Jeb! Is Which Is the (Admittedly Improbable) New Face of America!
If you haven't heard, a new clown named Jeb!, last name unknown, has joined the crowd in the car, declaring he's not one of the "pampered elites." Jeb!'s start was a tad rough, with mean people mocking Jeb!'s logo and how he can't remember his last name, hairy gay guys and Die Hard fans messing with Jeb!'s website, and Dreamers heckling him even as he mistakenly deported some who wanted to hear him. Still, Jeb! is in to win because "America deserves better." True, that.