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Make Mexico Great Again Also Even Though It's Full Of Murderous Heathens and While We're At It Let's Make Belize Great Too Also As Well


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Make Mexico Great Again Also Even Though It's Full Of Murderous Heathens and While We're At It Let's Make Belize Great Too Also As Well

In case you've (understandably) stayed in your cave: The Drumpf briefly went to Mexico for reasons that remain murky, came back to lie about what transpired, and gave a raging, snarling immigration speech "just a few torches short of a Nuremburg rally" in which he vowed to banish "criminal aliens who have evaded justice" in the first hour of his reign, decried the "horrible, horrible thought process" behind them, and promised a shiny new deportation task force, no doubt in brown shirts. For a final surreal flourish, he brought out new hats. They say, "Make Mexico Great Again Also." Really.


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Trump deserves to be roundly mocked. Nice piece, Abby.


#4

"Make America Great Again?" So, does that mean Plains Indian Tribes will get herds of buffalo back on the plains again? Northwest tribes will get the salmon back? Eastern Woodlanders will get our woodlands back? Somehow I doubt it.


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Drumpf's campaign centers around thought-terminating cliches. This is just the latest. Drumpf himself is a thought-terminating cliche, and his followers have few enough actual thoughts to begin with.