Make Mexico Great Again Also Even Though It's Full Of Murderous Heathens and While We're At It Let's Make Belize Great Too Also As Well
In case you've (understandably) stayed in your cave: The Drumpf briefly went to Mexico for reasons that remain murky, came back to lie about what transpired, and gave a raging, snarling immigration speech "just a few torches short of a Nuremburg rally" in which he vowed to banish "criminal aliens who have evaded justice" in the first hour of his reign, decried the "horrible, horrible thought process" behind them, and promised a shiny new deportation task force, no doubt in brown shirts. For a final surreal flourish, he brought out new hats. They say, "Make Mexico Great Again Also." Really.