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National Security Head Issues Bold New Anti-Leak Plan, Which Quickly Leaks


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National Security Head Issues Bold New Anti-Leak Plan, Which Quickly Leaks

Fed up with the "staggering" number of leaks from an uncommonly fractured White House, National Security Adviser H.R. McMaster just issued a sweeping new call for government-wide training to prevent unauthorized disclosure of both classified and some unclassified information - disclosure, he declares, that "causes harm to our Nation and shakes the confidence of the American people.” Some inside the White House evidently found him less than convincing: A few days later, Buzzfeed was sent the memo.


#2

This is absolutely Hilarious. Sure, try to train the rank and file to cover your as_.

How is that working for you?

As I said before,

When you are under investigation, the sources are called Confidential Informants, not Leakers.


#3

As in not being able to pull the wool over their eyes?


#4

Conning the people requires the people’s confidence in those conning them, like the man behind the curtain in the Wizard of Oz. Our curtain pullers are the leakers.


#5

Leakers are the true patriots now.


#6

Uh … isn’t that part-&-parcel of government Of the People; By the People and For the People??? And cudos to the leakers – keep ‘em comin’!


#7

This picture seriously makes him look like he’s got more than a mild case of Down’s Syndrome!


#8

HAHHAHA we don’t have confidence because of the leakers…hhahahahha. Excuse me who’s on your cabinet discredited you completely, Don!