A dedication to every PR/Ad agency, all the political consultants, as well as all the network and local TV and billboard executives:
The minute you walked in the joint
I could see you were a man of distinction
A real big spender
Good looking, so refined
Say wouldn't you like to know what's going on in my mind?
So let me get right to the point
I don't pop my cork for every guy I see
Hey, big spender!
Spend a little time with me
Such internecine tussling will allow JEB! to come to the Republican convention and do a NIxon pledging to "bring us together". Bwhhahahaha!