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'Obvious Our President Is Beyond Incompetent': Chorus of Ridicule After Trump Brags of New 'Super-Duper Missile'

Originally published at http://www.commondreams.org/news/2020/05/15/obvious-our-president-beyond-incompetent-chorus-ridicule-after-trump-brags-new-super

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Just like Gary Cooper / oh boy, oh boy…I can’t wait to use them.

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Somebody may want to explain to him that we, the Chinese, and the Russians have had hypersonic missiles for a few years now.
But then again, that may be like explaining orbital dynamics to a monkey.
Super Duper Missile. Jeebus on a cracker! Our president is a retarded six year old. Oh well, the ball is once again in your court Mike Pence. The 25th amendment is just sitting there. Use it, you traitorous Christo-fascist douchbag.

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it’s like Trump is perpetually late to catch the short bus and they keep dragging him to a microphone instead.

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Maybe someone will drag one into the oval office for him to play with. “Oh! What’s this button do?”

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Trump brags of new “Super-Duper Missile” that will wipe out the Corona Virus, what have we got to lose?

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Each and every time this moron opens his mouth it just shows how bad Hilary Clinton was as a candidate to have lost the election to him.

Super duper and 63 million were duped.!

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Here was Mary Trump waiting for Donny to return with his share of the supper:

~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na7WqSb6sY0

Ok I watched that press conference clip with the blonde. I could not help but laugh. I do not know what the reporter was intending but the way he framed the question as he sat there in his COVID mask (smirking I have no idea) just cracked me up.

It was like it out of an Austin Powers movie with Dr Evil!

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The espadaliociousness of our great leaders super duper vocabulary is simply superkalifragilistic.

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I think it reflects more on the voters than Clinton ! Trouble is his base seems not to have changed.We all look forward to 4 more years ( the same way we look forward to smallpox coming back !!)

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Perhaps he was referring to his mushroom di€k.

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Oh, Donny got a new penis pump!!! Along with a life time scrip for Viagra. I’m sure Melenia is just thrilled.
Given that obesity is now considered another large risk factor for The Beast, methinks Donny needs to spend more time on the treadmill and much less time watching television and scarfing down junk food.

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Tell us something we don’t know already, I donated to this website for grade school humor?

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Super Duper! 17 times faster than any other missile! More amazing facts Spaceman Spiff is pulling out of his ass. The guy has fact diarrhea, all of it just poor quality poo, probably from all the Diet Cokes and hamberders he gorges on every day which I’m sure he considers healthy brain food, but we know is really going after his brain cells like a PacMan game in his head.

Perhaps instead of being proud of wasting crazy amounts of our tax dollars to develop and build another fantastic weapon of war that I hope really doesn’t exist, he could have instead reported to us on progress to end major conflicts on this planet. No, that would be much too hard to do, much better to come up with SPACE FORCE, so we could pick out a country from miles above the earth, then vaporize the country and it’s people, while land forces get ready to start pillaging what’s left behind before neighboring countries move in to grab anything of value.

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I don’t know how much time Dump spends watching TV, but the hundreds or thousands of tweets that’s been reported him producing every day is crazy amazing. I should be so lucky to have enough time to even read through just a few of the posts on CD, or even respond to a couple emails from friends, or do other business online.

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Just found a couple of stray cats. What I need is the super duper pooper scooper.

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Pyew! Pyew! Thunderbirds are go!

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Alright ~ who told him?!!

The “Super-Duper Missile” was supposed to be a surprise Mr. Trump. A very special present to give you at your “Surprise Retirement Party”.
A bunch of us around here chipped-in to have it built especially for you, sir! It’s a Bi-partisan gift & a few members of the press even chipped-in.
But it was meant to be a surprise & now someone leaked it? Who? Don’t you just hate those darn leaks?!

Yes sir, it IS a Super-duper Missile! And no, not a toy at all ~ you can actually ride on this one, sir. (The ladies will love it!)
At the end of your party, we thought it would be great for you to ride off into the sky, with everyone cheering for you!
Oh yes, it will be on Fox News – live, in fact! I’m pretty sure it will be carried live by all major networks, sir! Who’d wanna’ miss this once in a lifetime special departure?!
Yes Mr. President, you have the only 1 like it in the world! Yes, they will all be jealous! You can wave at Putin as you fly over. What fun, right?
Oh yes sir! You can invite anyone you wish to see you take-off, on your Super-Duper Missile! Oh, it’s perfectly safe. You’ll be strapped on.
Yes sir! A big night indeed! But “Shhhhh”…keep it your little secret, ok?
We want it to be “Yuuugggge!!!”

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"An actual quote by the sitting president of the United States."

Oh dear. Someone left the “h’” out of "sitting."

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