Oh Say Can You Friggin' Believe: Impossibly Awful Man-Child Cheeto Jesus Implodes As America Sneers, Weeps, Creates #AskTheGays Hashtag
Poor Drumpf, who hit an improbable new low post-Orlando and has since done a slow loutish fall off a well-deserved cliff. His numbers are plummeting, his "ideas" are disintegrating, and his fans, say new reports from the barbarous front, grow ever more unhinged. Terrifying, yes. But much of America has embraced the surreal spectacle for its entertainment value: Hence the beers - Dumb Donald, Short Fingered Stout - the incomparable nickname - Cheeto Jesus - the profane rants by even GOPers on "his utter dipshittery," and the sweet revenge of #AskTheGays.