Trump was scratched from the lineup, voluntarily. He's being evaluated by team owners and may be put on the disabled list for mental issues related to family conflicts.
His roster spot would likely be filled by a back bencher with an unusual skill set, Mike " The Pentacostal Flamethrower " Pence. He's a former player/coach for the Flat Earth Fops with a " can't field, can't hit, good base stealer ", resume. Pence is also known to be learning to switch hit and other fundamental skills, something he's been working on since his youthful days in The Catholic League.
At any rate, it's definitely going to be a very long and interesting season in America's favorite spectator sport. Play ball, indeed.