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Republican Candidates on the Economy: Infinite Gibberish


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Republican Candidates on the Economy: Infinite Gibberish

Bill Daley

Comedian Bob Newhart once based a routine on the thesis that if we equip an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters, eventually they will write the great books. As I inspect the now 17 Republican presidential candidates, I have begun to suspect that this is a null hypothesis.

Newhart is checking the infinite monkey results: “twzzz.lkrrrnttttyyy.” No, nothing there. “abababhabqb.” Hmm? Hey Jim, I think we’ve got something here! “To be or not to be, that is thegamaiqillpicffffc.”


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I like Mr. Daley's satire-style.... hope to see more of his material on C.D.

Heck, if Darwin were alive today he might have located the evolutionary link between the big monkey and a human... among that sampling of 17 quasi-Neanderthals.


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