Lord. Only in America, the most fucked-up country on the planet.
Yeah - MORE guns in schools is the solution. MORE weapons among our children on a day-to-day basis. Children seeing their role models - teachers - packing heat. Guns become MORE awesome and desirable and accepted by the youth, from kindergarten onwards. Christ on a cracker.
And when one of those students flips out, or goes off his meds, or gets dumped by his girlfriend and snaps, or gets to school after a bad morning of getting abused by his drunken father/mother/uncle, or gets his 5th “F” in a row and loses it and grabs the nearest teacher’s gun from its holster…?? What then?
“Oh, it wasn’t the teacher’s having guns that was the reason, it was that one particular teacher’s fault, for not holstering his/her gun properly/not reading the student’s warning signs properly/insert BS excuse here.” Yada yada yada.
Or when some teacher somewhere flips out and pulls their gun and uses it to iron out a dispute with the Principal/staff member/other teacher/etc? Maybe accidentally hits a few students in the process?
“Wasn’t the gun policy, it was failure by the school board to properly vet their employees first/BS excuse.” Yada yada yada.
Or when the next school shooting starts by a “deranged student,” and several teachers pull out their guns and start a blazing gun battle in the school against the perp, and in the hail of bullets a few innocent students get hit by the teachers’ fire?
“Tragic, but a lot more students would have lost their lives if the teachers hadn’t been packing, and put the deranged shooter down before he could do any more damage.”
This shit writes itself. So predictable. The one thing you do not put on a fire if you want it to go out is more combustible materials. Duh.
Only in America.