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Stoked To Celebrate So Much Death, Like, The Biggest Numbers Ever

Stoked To Celebrate So Much Death, Like, The Biggest Numbers Ever

As most sentient beings marked with grief or rage the anniversary of 9/11 - a day that begot 3,000 deaths at home and, ultimately, hundreds of thousands across a ravaged Middle East - the sick schmuck in the White House offered a stunningly unseemly fist bump en route to a memorial. Still, the day's truth endures: GOP opportunists and imperialists used it to launch a calamitous forever war, still festering, for which they have yet to face any consequence.

Man, I wish I’d invested in the company that makes Teflon; the version commissioned for Reagan has certainly proven its mettle over the (mere) decades.

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Doesn’t he need to be in the vicinity of that nuclear power plant on Friday when the hurricane makes landfall to throw out packages of paper towels???

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The truth as not yet come out on the reasons and perpetrators of 9/11! The physics refute the government story of the fallen buildings, Bin Laden himself, originally refuted his part in 9/11 until he realized what a recruitment poster it was for holy jihad. Bush refused to call an investigation of 9/11 until forced to and wouldn’t be interviewed under oath or at all unless the nation’s nemesis Cheney was with him. The hole in the Pentagon does not correlate with being hit by a commercial aircraft. The CCTV video of the hit from the gas station across the street from the Pentagon, was confiscated and never seen again. Flight 93 seemed to have disintegrated into invisible parts, leaving an empty hole in a Pennsylvania field. Sorry but there are too many questions that point elsewhere for the deadly cause of 9/11.

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What a witty sentence! And what a wonderful picture that conjures up, thank you for the good laugh!

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