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The State of the Corporate Union


The State of the Corporate Union

Laura Flanders

The State of the Union will be a little different this year. Thanks toa last-minute switch the annual address will be presented by LloydBlankfein, CEO and Chairman of Goldman Sachs, known henceforth as CEOof America.

While a final text is not yet released, insiders suggest that CEOBlankfein will declare the state of the union excellent, and announcesignificant bonuses for five of nine Supreme Court Justices.