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The State of the Uniom Is Pained, Misspelled and Pretty Much Beyond Parody


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The State of the Uniom Is Pained, Misspelled and Pretty Much Beyond Parody

We couldn't handle watching the State of the Union, but The Onion captured the demented mood: Lawmakers brought as guests an endangered wolf and a statue of Jefferson Davis, Trump boasted about the first SOTU ever and handed out guns to defend against thugs overrunning us, Stephen Miller celebrated by visiting tearful Mexican kids in detention and a GOP lawmaker threatened to arrest "illegal aliens" who came to the speech. No. Wait. That actually happened.


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That poor wolf – he looks as depressed as I feel :sob: and I am seriously impressed with his restraint as I’m not sure I would have been able to stop myself from shutting him TFU!! Obviously we need more wolves and NO prictators!


#3

Who! Wats up with the joker pretending to be a catholic bishop?

Is a churchorama mixed with guvmint gunna balance de budgit?


#4

I thought that was “mad dog” Mattis in the audience, no offense to wolves.


#5

Nah, it’s just “Pious Pence”, known to all 2 of his friends as “PP”.


#6

Whew! PP ? Thanks. Things are get’n better all the time.