Originally published at http://www.commondreams.org/further/2020/02/26/there-no-reason-panic-because-we-have-done-very-very-good-caronavirus-which
Well, instead of the holy boob Mike Pence, what is Jared Kushner doing now? After all, heās done bringing peace to the Middle East. (Can say that again.)
Hey Common Dreams - the link for good information at the end of this article is a bit frelled and does not work - the current url contains a gratuitous ā because heā due to a copy and paste error of some sortā¦
The picture of Trump with a surgical mask over his eyes and the map that was altered with a sharpie to indicate the U.S. was virus free made my day. If Iām infected with coronavirus, Iāll die laughing thinking of those images.
Wow! Itās really scary now. I didnāt know there was yet another virus as dangerous as the Coronavirus called the Caronavirus. Double whammy. Go Pence! (our savior). Pray the virus away. āAnd it came to pass that on the third day of prayer and communion, the Caronavirus skipped the blessed US of A entirely.ā And the people rose and cheered the mighty Pence. And they all knew he was truly a messenger of God sent to assist āThe Chosen, Orange One.ā
Help me out here: is Twump āunselfawareā or āselfunaware?ā
Tramp probably thinks bone spurs are worse than Caronavirus.
Trump also announced Mike āRapture Fanboyā Pence as a sort of Coronavirus Czar ābecause he has a certain talent for thisā
Yeah, Pence probably told Trump not to worry because the RAPTURE IS COMING SOON!
My theory is that the toxic combination of breathing pancake makeup fumes, clown wig glue penetrating his scalp, and wearing Spanx that are one size too small is afflicting him with selfunachemopathology.
Disclaimer: Iām not an actual doctor.
Viewing the last photo, the praying is not going to work. Pence is praying to god, Trumps praying to lucifer, pretty sure they cancel each other out.
Or god and lucifer are sitting and talking over a few beers⦠and laughing their asses off at how stupid humans can be.
So whatās your Masterās degree in?
Science!
"There Is No Reason To Panic Because We Have Done Very Very Good On This Caronavirus Which Anyway Is Just the Flu Also Dems Are Bad and Go USA! "
My āputer was ooc for ten days due to some kind of (hopefully noncontagious) virus of its own, but itās good to know nothing new has happened here in the Good Olā U.S.A. . . .