Every word here, both in the article and the comments, proves 'America' is a dead letter ecstatically proclaiming it is life (zombie pertains); that 'American' English is plainly insane.
Absurdity is its ultimate aim. 'Americans ' have no desire other than To Be The One and Only. After all, "All for One and One for All! Democracy! Freedom! Be a Believer! Realise The World of American Individualism! Each of All of Us is God! Yeah, Coca Cola! We are Children of Mother Ayn and Dad Dick Cheney! And Ronald!! We will Be whatever we say we will Be!. Welcome to the Quantum Universe! Enjoy the Ride! Hollywood IS US!
To those who choose to be the living live, what the hell! Let Them be! We have a refuge. The huge spatial and historic area we call USA is our asylum for the retarded who will be so blatantly happy there wearing their ever changing BRANDED version of orange overalls it is not funny!
It is something we can work with. Fence it! Keep the fools inside! Their invention Guantanamo leads their way showing for all to see that the retards will not only buy into it, they will build it. No joke! Amazing not so?
And there they will be happy for ever and a day.
Investment Hint: Get into not only razor wire fencing, but also dogs and guns and guards and combat gear. It is their new thing that will keep them in, for the joke is they are increasingly building the fence to keep all their toys on their side of it!
It is logical. They have already long been too bloody scared to come out of the cages they insist on carrying wherever they go. .