To the Nobel Committee
(AKA Itty Bitty Gritty Committee)
Please revise criteria for your 2019 Nobel Peace Prize ™ to include “Most Deserved Mandatory Recovery Rest Retirement Upon Receipt of the Nobel Peace Prize” and date the 2019 ASAP to rescue the supreme leader of the US of A.
The USA has been pushed around SO horribly, the simple fact that the occupant of the offal office has not pressed the red button establishes his fitness as winner of the prize.
Please join us in ushering in the finest exodus possible for this more than well deserved rest.
Thank you for your attention to this communique. It also goes without saying that it stands as insurance against any future designees from the USA.