What Drought? Oblivious Rich Californians Whine About Brown Golf Courses, Normal People Drought-Shame Them
Despite dramatic new NASA findings that the world is running out of water and the historic drought ravaging California, irritated rich people are having none of this alarmist nonsense. They're insisting we're not all equal when it comes to vital resources, defending their innate right to use more than their share, and plaintively asking - really - "What are we supposed to do, just have dirt around our houses?" Actually, yup, say regular people with just dirt around their houses. Cue drought-shaming, the latest tool in class warfare.