After careful consideration, and after consultation with my family, I wanted to announce here, on Commondreams.org, that I am now a Florida senator and will take Marco Rubio’s place. I have called his office to inform him of my decision, and asked that his constituents call me directly on all senatorial matters. I have also informed him that he no longer has the power to work in his office in DC or to even call himself a senator. I tried really hard to freeze his assets and to cut his district off economically from the outside world, but I am just one person, and I failed at that. Sorry. This will have to do for now.
See, we all argue every day about should we take over the Democratic Party, should we work to form a third party, all a waste of time. Little did we know that we could declare ourselves president, a senator, mayor, or even president. Screw organizing and trying to win elections, let’s just appoint Chomsky to be president, and let him form a new government. Trump’s gone folks, it’s over. Let’s also look around local DSA chapters and see who we want to take the place of Hoyer, Pelosi and Schumer too. Anyone want to be governor of Georgia? Lots of really sketchy things went on in that election. The president of France, 17% approval rating and facing unrest, supports what is going on in Venezuela. So, I take it, if no one in the Yellow Vests declares themselves president, maybe someone here can step up. Who wants to be president of France?
All kidding aside, I called dibs on Florida’s senate seat. You can be president of France or governor of Georgia, back off my senate seat. I will NOT be governor of Maine, too cold there.