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Why the FBI Should Investigate 'Boofing'

Why the FBI Should Investigate 'Boofing'

Brian Fallon, Christopher Kang

As the Federal Bureau of Investigation reopens its background check investigation into Brett Kavanaugh, the scope of its review must go beyond the serious allegations of sexual assault made by Christine Blasey Ford and Debbie Ramirez.

For its investigation into Kavanaugh to be comprehensive, the FBI must also get to the bottom of what “boofing” means.

I didn’t see in this piece where they explain what boofing is. I only learned this from a David Doel video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSCYDQ4bwOI&t=31s, a long one but worth seeing). I also like the breakdown at Forbes: https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2018/09/29/what-exactly-is-boofing-and-why-you-should-never-do-it/#20871f9d2a94.

In short, I have to assume Kavanaugh is referring to the practice of taking alcohol through the rectum which is highly inadvisable. He sure as hell is no kayaker (the term is used in that sport - though I never heard it in my very brief time hanging out with whitewater enthusiasts) and it isn’t flatulence (and I don’t think he is referring to anal sex either).

Kavanaugh, IMO is a piece of trash, and that opinion comes from the overall K. experience, not just because of Fords testimony. More classmates have come forward, and want to go on record with the FBI, to tell about K’s lying under oath, but most likely will never be heard. Our Govt. is a disgrace, and the laughing stock around the world. We should be so proud.

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*  Follow the legal doctrine “Falsus uno, Falsus omnes” — that is, “If he’s lying about one thing, then he’s lying about everything.”

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When I was a kid my dad told me to 1) never lie, 2) never tell all the truth, and 3) never miss a chance to go to the bathroom. This advice has kept me in good stead for 60 years now.

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Not our Govt., half of our population.

To be precise, 99.44 percent of “our” government – just about everybody from your local Board of Supervisors up to and including POTUS, his Cabinet and his appointees – is a disgrace (not to mention UTTERLY corrupt).  It’s only slightly comforting to point out that significantly less than one-half of the population of the (Dis-)United States are deplorables* who support Tweetle-Dumb, as both Hitler and Stalin exercised near-total kontrol of their dictatorships with less than five percent of their populations being members of the National Socialist and Communist parties, respectively.

*  The 30% to 40% of us so named by the even more deplorable Madam Arrogance herself — the so-called ‘Red Queen’, Hilliary Clinton.

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At first glance I thought it a spoof,
And so I went looking for proof,
It may have seemed glib,
But it was a fib,
What Kavanaugh said was a “boof.”

Definition of boofing: The method by which the public will be taking it if Kavanaugh gets confirmed.

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I’ve posted this quote regarding a few essays and comments here I thought merited it’s reading - this also seems an appropriate time and issue, this affecting all of us and others regarding truth…

"Take care of your Thoughts because they become Words

Take care of your Words because they will become Actions

Take care of your Actions because they will become Habits

Take care of your Habits because they will form your Character

Take care of your Character because it will form your Destiny,

and your Destiny will be your Life.

There is no religion higher than the Truth"

– His Holiness, Tenzin Gyatso - 14th Dalai Lama

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Tramp says Kava is a good man so I know he is unfit for the job.
(quibble alert: authors write “[US Senate is] the world’s most deliberative body”- American hubris strkes again)

what should be investigated is how a nominee to the supreme court misspelled a slang term, how dumb can one be? I believe the term is “boffing” - I’m no literary genius but this is a meatball down the middle of the plate