I think a more accurate summation one could give of the Obama Presidency might look more like this:
If you did not have your life immediately ruined or taken away from you by this creepy CIA assassin and imperial spokesmodel over the past 8 years, it was likely because you didn't try hard enough to bring any justice to this world. Ask Chelsea Manning. Ask Edward Snowden. Ask Julian Assange. Ask a Palestinian child about all the good things Obama has done. And just wait, because his policies will get to you too, eventually.
The TPP, outrageous surveillance laws, section 1021 of the NDAA, the institutionalization of the War on Terra, bailouts for the health insurance industry and a free money spigot for Wall Street, the death of investigative journalism, these and much more are among Obama's enduring gifts to you. Always smiling and feeding you happy horse-shit before selling you out once the cameras turned away.
This man will be responsible for wrecking lives across the globe for decades after the Great Betrayal that was his administration has receded into a sordid memory of Terror Tuesdays®, "no public option, drone-bombed weddings, billions of dollars and armaments galore for insane fascist pariah state Israel, the crushing of the Occupy movement, amnesty for torturers and crooked banksters, sober climate change rhetoric coupled with expanded fossil fuel drilling every place imaginable. And throughout it all: the constant, soaring, outrageously hypocritical rhetoric, strictly for the suckers.
His final gift to you is intended to be Hillary Clinton, just the perfect wholly-owned, principle-free, neoliberal pantsuit to carry on and expand his ruinous legacy of serving elite interests at the expense of humanity while total biotic collapse approaches.
Are you better off than you were eight years ago? Take a good look at the dead Pacific ocean before you answer.
President Obama: A Generation-Betraying Con Man.